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Old 10-21-2010, 09:26 AM   #1
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Default The old "Oops I slipped" defense. Clever!

Found this on another forum I frequent


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Seriously, who hasn't slipped, and inserted a finger?

http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-man-se...,2686182.story


It was an accident.

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Old 10-21-2010, 10:44 AM   #2
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:45 AM   #3
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Old 10-21-2010, 10:45 AM   #4
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FF, your sig gif is cracking me up. I've so wanted to do that before.
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Old 10-21-2010, 01:39 PM   #5
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:04 PM   #6
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That horse wanted it I swear
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:07 PM   #7
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Plus, the horse was naked and asking for it anyway.
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:29 PM   #8
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You would think if you were to comfort a horse, it would be done towards its face, not it's ass.

Then again, I know nothing of horses so that might be the best way.


You don't hear the horse complaining.
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:44 PM   #9
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Old 10-21-2010, 02:51 PM   #10
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Note to self:
Whenever wife is uncomfortable, stick fingers in.
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