Used cars and used women?

[Dave]

Why would you buy a car you know nothing about? You always go for the one you've read good reviews on

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

30 year old hoopdie with loose steering an a chihuahua bobble-head on the back deck. No question. The Mary Magdalene of used cars.

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

[Dave]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I don't know man, I dated a red headed chick with an iguana. It lived in an aquarium by her bed. I know for a fact it watched me have sex with her. It was like a lizard threesome.

Come to think of it, not sure she even had a car.

So, anyway, Plastic Chihuahua? That's a bad-ass dog Holmes.

JC

Living near philly offers some unique opportunitties for kinky sex. For example ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Dave

ben franklin's grave is an easily accessable 5x7 marble slab in old city. Let's have sex on top of him I say, it'll be like a threesome with a founding father and you know ol ben was the pervert of the bunch so he won't mind. Always get no's though.

Women

There must be something wrong with the women where you live.

Sex on rocks over dead people? What the fuck does the bitch want? Candy and shit?

JC

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

There must be something wrong with the women where you live.

Sex on rocks over dead people? What the fuck does the bitch want? Candy and shit?

JC

Including a Founding Father jills multiple birds with one stone and resolves Daddy Issues too

[Gas Man]

If it's got tits or tires it will give you problems. So yeah, they are alike.