excessa, we regret to inform you...

askmrjesus · 11-14-2008, 02:09 PM

Holy Office of Sainthood
(Internet Division)

To: Excessa

Re: Application for Sainthood

Status: Denied

Dear Ms. Excessa,

We regret to inform you that your application for Patron Saint of Leghumping and Eternal Pity, has been denied.

While we appreciate your efforts, (and tidy penmanship), there are certain things our committee can not ignore. To wit; your recent attempt to blame Azoomm for the downfall of what to date, has been a lot of people fawning over you, like you were Bambi's little sister.

We require that our Saints seek not to blame others for their perceived misfortunes, and that they do not make disparaging remarks about people, while simultaneously claiming high ground. We find this most distasteful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by excessa

but *for what it's worth* take away "don't trust" (what do you think I'm going to do, rob your email? this is the fucking internet, I have no access to you minus this, and want less, not more, because you strike me as an insecure catty bitch) and add "feel threatened by and want to prove my superiority to" and I'll buy it.

We also find the practice of "two-facedness" (in the form of trashing someone, and then claiming you're just sad and confused) to be.......What's the phrase you mortals like so much?

Oh yes, "Lame as fuck".

JC

cc: Pope Benny
Flying Spagetti Monster
L. Ron Hubbard

marko138 · 11-14-2008, 02:10 PM

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

Ninjakel · 11-14-2008, 02:13 PM

2up · 11-14-2008, 02:13 PM

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

shmike · 11-14-2008, 02:13 PM

Holy Christ, I have just converted back to Christianity!

:bigrofl::bigrofl:

dReWpY · 11-14-2008, 02:15 PM

i love it, awesome JC, just awesome

azoomm · 11-14-2008, 02:17 PM

Well, Jesus Christ... you strike again.

Rider · 11-14-2008, 02:22 PM

Fucking hilarious!

dReWpY · 11-14-2008, 02:25 PM

i like your style

neebelung · 11-14-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

X eleventy billion.

Holy shit, AMJ, you've just outdone yourself. :kneel:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

+ 1. Just brilliant.

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2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

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11-14-2008, 02:22 PM	#8
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Fucking hilarious!