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Old 12-09-2008, 06:07 PM   #161
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i say 99.958 no lol
don't be a pessimist. That means there's a .042% chance for him
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:11 PM   #162
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im not a pessimist, im a misanthropist. i think hes a pathetic sniveling pile of shit who doesnt deserve to get any
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:00 PM   #163
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... so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:30 PM   #164
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C. Cock, young, old, or in between, is NOT difficult to get so if and when I want some from other than my husband, I'm really not worried about having missed this chance.
That's true. All a woman has to do is spread her legs and somebody'll hit it.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:07 PM   #165
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That's true. All a woman has to do is spread her legs and somebody'll hit it.


Exactly. But since I'm not the just spread my legs for random guys kind of girl, it doesn't matter. I was simply responding to your advice to me to not whine about missing out on the "opportunity" at some point down the road. Dig? Cool.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:09 PM   #166
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so... ya gonna hit it?
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:12 PM   #167
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so... ya gonna hit it?

I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.













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Old 12-09-2008, 10:16 PM   #168
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thought so
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:18 PM   #169
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I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.

You could just wait 20 or 30 years until he can't see his limp noodle and is begging for viagra.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:29 PM   #170
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I'm sorry, I must not have been very clear. Yes. Absolutely. I'm going to ride him like a bucking bronco until his 24 year old wee-wee is is like a limp noodle and he's begging for mercy.


Dumb ass.

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