found out something fun as a new rider

[Gunther1000]

I get it from time to time (young chicks hootin) and I always wonder the same thing... With so many complete tools riding these days how do you know im anything you want... follwed by, And I'm way outta your league little girl. But thanks for the attempt! Now run along before you get hurt! And Chris Hanson pop's out of the back seat and ask's me to sit down and have a chat...

[fnfalman]

I like to hump the fuel tank whenever I pull up next to a hot chick (or chicks) in the car.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

that'd actually be really hot. like the begining of a good porno.

I have a porno that starts out that way. You see a person in black leathers and a tinted helmet on a black bike rolling through Cali. Then it cuts to some really dyke looking tattoed chick using a hacksaw on a peice of steel metal in a car shop.

The bike pulls into the shop and then the person takes the helmet off to reveal a long haired blonde hoe and she looks at the dyke. Then BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! with a strap on of course.

Oh to Mrs. Colleen why women would scream. Odds are it's a guy behind the helmet and they are just wanting to scream and get attention (When it does happen there are usually atleast 2 but normally 3-4 girls in a car) and to tease of course.

Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.

[zerioustt]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.

lmfao..sig worthy

me and the sj boys are silly when we are out together. we have been flashed more than i can remember. but then again we have gotten flashed in my honda fit so i guess its not the bikes. either way bikes are the best thing ever.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by zerioustt

lmfao..sig worthy

me and the sj boys are silly when we are out together. we have been flashed more than i can remember. but then again we have gotten flashed in my honda fit so i guess its not the bikes. either way bikes are the best thing ever.

guy has a point, somebody slide him a beer.


Girl i was talking to today straight up tells me "im scared of bikes" : "i had some bad incident ten years ago" : "i dont like motorcycles" ...

I simply relied "riding is my life" and continued to delete her from my contacts list. good riddance.

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by itgirl

i bet they'd feel like a total ass if i took my helmet off and they saw they were barking up the wrong tree.

or they'd be especially turned on and try to get your number.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by itgirl

it's especially fun for me, being a girl on the bike (since i don't do pink and have no telltale ponytail sticking out). i bet they'd feel like a total ass if i took my helmet off and they saw they were barking up the wrong tree.

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

lol i would LOVE that. I'd take her on some CRAZY ride out to the middle of nowhere and stop the bike.


"ya know whats worth a ride home?..."