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I think their theory was to just wait and see if I died first. They didn't even send anyone into the room other than when I first got there and then when the doctor 2 hours later. After that, they told me since i was looking ok, to just come back if i start getting sick or anything. Our hospital is also known for being fucking retards. If anyone has something serious, they take em 45 minutes away to Columbia.
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I'm only posting in this thread because evertime I see the thread title
" Gotta love getting bitched out " I keep thinking it's some sort of new sex thing... Some sort of variation of a girl "getting eaten out" Dude A :"Hey ...you ever have a girl bitch you out?" Dude B:"What the hell is that?" Dude A :"Well you and your girl start 69'n see...and then here's the thing. This only works if she cums first..." Dude B:"Ok...I'm following ya.. Dude A :"Ok...So she's reached and your almost there and just as your about to explode.. Your girl punches you in the balls and says "Bitch" while she still has you in her mouth" Dude B:'DUDE...That's fucking horrible!!" Dude A :"Actually best orgasm ever...something about 3 happing all at once...the balls getting smashed and her saying "VISHZZ" while yer bustin one out..." Dude B:"Really" Dude A :"Yeah...yer mom taught me that..." |
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![]() you can definitely tell when you get bit by a snake if its posionus or not. especially if its a cottonmouth. i believe they have a hemotoxin venom. you'd be doubled over in pain within 30 minutes if it was from one of them. plus alot of oozing at the wound site. i know it doesn't help now but you will always be able to tell a water moccasin by the shape of its head...kinda looks like home plate. plus if it opens it mouth before it strikes, the inside is pure white...hence the nickname cottonmouth
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Wow so stupidity is not only in the US. That saddens me. |
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I've found that the best way to get lots of attention in the ER is to come in via helicopter
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You can also get really fast attention id you can squirt at the nurse from 5 feet with your blood (not reccomended because they run extra tests and are painful), or if you can hold the bones in your forearm and use your hand as a stick puppet. The nurses always get a kick out of that but it usually scares the shit out of everyone else.
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Puking blood helps too. It sucks that I don't remember my first ride in a helicopter. ![]() ![]()
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