So glad she posted a full body pic

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

And while I'd be more than happy to tap a girl that's 5'10, they usually aren't looking to hook up with a guy that's 5'7.

And the funny thing is, a lot of girls with that attitude are only 5'2".......Which makes no sense.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I'll have to take a look at those later. I've searched the site quite a bit, just seeing what is out there. As I'm sure you've discovered, there isn't much worthwhile near this town. And while I'd be more than happy to tap into a girl that's 5'10, they usually aren't looking to hook up with a guy that's 5'7.

Yea, it's pretty bleak out that way my brother!!! I don't know your age range either...I saw a couple 19 year olds but I figured that you were too noble and upstanding for that kind of play. (psst if I see anymore, I'll pm them to you...) Hell, there was an 18 year old that was listed as looking from 25-41 and mentioned in her profile that she was tired of boys and was looking for a man! Hahahahaha!!! Like I said, the likelihood of you finding someone worthwhile is slim but I did meet a decent looking girl (Lil' Miss N.C. when she was 9) on PoF back when I first moved here. She's pretty cool and we're still friends. I'll keep looking...

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

And the funny thing is, a lot of girls with that attitude are only 5'2".......Which makes no sense.

I'm 6'4'' and I'm here to tell you, small girls love tall men. If I were Freud, I'd say that it was so they can feel as secure as they did when they were with their fathers who towered over them as little girls.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

I'm 6'4'' and I'm here to tell you, small girls love tall men. If I were Freud, I'd say that it was so they can feel as secure as they did when they were with their fathers who towered over them as little girls.

plus it makes your johnson look bigger

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Originally Posted by Dave

plus it makes your johnson look bigger

"look"?... Man, when your "johnson" is as big around as the girl you're fucking's arm, well it's definitely a perspective situation.

[Dave]

im irish ive never had that problem

[Rider]

Avery,

internet dating sites? Come on bro, I bet you can pull some seriously good looking ass in person. Fuck the bars, go to grocery stores, libraries, best buy, or even church. Hell even AA would be fun to visit from time to time.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Rider

Avery,

internet dating sites? Come on bro, I bet you can pull some seriously good looking ass in person. Fuck the bars, go to grocery stores, libraries, best buy, or even church. Hell even AA would be fun to visit from time to time.

Actually, I agree with you Ed. He's a "nice guy" and not totally hideous or anything... I mean shit, Zach found a good looking chick! Even Dave has a young, cute little number! Not to mention my old, ugly ass! I honestly think that he needs to bang a couple of these "average" girls for practice. Clear out the cobwebs. Get the old motor running again and then go for the woman that he really wants!

[azoomm]

Hell, who needs a search function with you guys around?

You realize that guys going after fat chicks is like women going after geeks - they try harder to please because it's usually all they think they have going for them....

This is made for myspace - but, I think it certainly applies here. Oldie but goodie:

[Kaneman]

Plenty of Fish around here is pretty tight, or at least it was a couple years ago. I was pulling all kinda of good looking tail, bitches were freaky too. I had a good 6 month run up until the point I met my future wife. Shit is like crack, it's nearly impossible to turn down all that scattered ass. I've only ever met 1 fat chick from online dating, and it scared me.