03-24-2011, 03:49 PM | #31 |
My balls, your chin
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Get off my lawn!
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03-24-2011, 03:55 PM | #32 |
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03-24-2011, 04:01 PM | #33 |
RIP REX
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Thats bi-winning right there folks
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03-24-2011, 04:11 PM | #34 |
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If the dirt is in the right spots make certain she is watching and then ramp your bike/bicycle/car on them like its a great time. Act like your really enjoying them!
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03-24-2011, 05:00 PM | #35 |
The cows want you dead.
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I will certainly do this. Actually this morning my son complained because I hit the last one so fast in the car! I'm driving down my road faster than I did before.. Lol. One more benefit to having an old car. I may have to get my sons PW50 out!!
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03-24-2011, 05:09 PM | #36 |
Imported from Detroit
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Make sure you do it nekkid and post many pics!
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03-24-2011, 05:47 PM | #37 |
Trip's Assistant
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I like the fill dirt.
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03-24-2011, 10:31 PM | #38 |
AMA Supersport
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I love all the ideas but have to agree that ignoring her is the best way. It will drive her crazy.
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03-24-2011, 10:45 PM | #39 |
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I like both of derfs ideas!
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03-25-2011, 01:16 AM | #40 |
Trip's Assistant
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NO! Absolutely not. That is what mom tells you to do. That is the high road. We don't go that way around these parts. Fuck with this bitch, indirectly. Then be all... "IDK that is weird"
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