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Jerry is traveling in Japan on business and heads to the hotel bar. While sitting and drinking, he catches the eye of a pretty young Japanese girl. He speaks little Japanese and she speaks no English, but they manage to make their intentions known and before they know it, they're both upstairs in his room.
While between the sheets, she's an animal. She's writhing around and yelling at the top of her lungs "Wazai, Wazai!" Jerry doesn't understand the word, but he's feeling pretty studly that he can make her scream "Wazai"; whatever that means, it must be good. The next morning, Jerry takes his business clients out golfing. After the fourth hole, the CEO hits a beautiful shot that lands ten feet from the flag. Wanting to impress his clients with his knowledge of their culture, Jerry claps him on the back and proclaims, "Wazai!" Conversation stops. "Whaddya mean, wrong hole?"
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How Rednecks handle bad news.
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, ROTU and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ROTU says,'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. ROTU says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' ROTU replies 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow." She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.' Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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Coming soon from a drug company near you: Tiagra. Good for 18 holes...
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