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Old 11-18-2010, 03:15 PM   #61
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All you suckers think you are going to survive ? HA. I'm a realist. I plan on being the best damn Zombie I can be.
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Old 11-18-2010, 04:14 PM   #62
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Added cocaine to my zombie plan, good call.
Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.

The Plan: Shack up with Mila Jovovich and let her do all the zombie killin'
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Old 11-18-2010, 05:13 PM   #63
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Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.

The Plan: Shack up with Mila Jovovich and let her do all the zombie killin'
If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'
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Old 11-18-2010, 05:39 PM   #64
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Hey, if I plug one in the chest and it doesn't fall, rest assured I'll aim for the head next...



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Hell yeah...its like an instructional booklet on TV.
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Old 11-18-2010, 06:18 PM   #65
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Then you're left with a bunch of twitching, biting zombie heads that you have to shoot or smash anyway. Assuming that a semi-intact brain and nervous system is all a zombie needs to function, then loss of its body won't kill the head. May as well splatter its brains while the head is still attached and save yourself a step.
You wouldn't have to shoot or smash. You could use them as soccer balls. Just make sure you are wearing steel toe.
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Make it Ritalin. Coke screws with long range aim. With Ritalin; one shot one kill.
I'm hoping i'll be too strung out to really give a shit
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If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'
Get yer own skinny ex-supermodel.She'll have plenty of time to kill zombies after I roll over and go to sleep.
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:34 PM   #68
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If im shacked up with Milla Jovovich, there aint gonna be much time for Zombie killin'
Yea I don't think that 3 min and 13 seconds is going to matter that much...
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So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?
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Yea I don't think that 3 min and 13 seconds is going to matter that much...
Hey, as long as I get mine....

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So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?
Naw. Alba is for re-population, not survival.
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