The Official Zombie Plan Thread

[Inferno]

Originally Posted by Trip

So if you ran across someone like Jessica Alba that was zombified, would you risk zombification to plunk it in there?

NyesnonyesNyesyesNoNyes....ohh crap maybe

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by Triple

Depends: how long has she been dead?

Could I properly restrain her?

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Naw. Alba is for re-population, not survival.

Doesn't have to be Alba, it could just be a random hot celebrity you always wanted to nail.

You don't know how long she has been zombified, but she still looks similarly like she did when she was alive. I am not asking a hypothetical on a disgusting zombie, that defeats the whole argument. She is however a true blue zombie that is incapable of speech and only wants to eat you, not mid conversion.

You can restrain her anyway you like.

[TommyHotWheel]

I fucked a zombie, an evil, dead, lifeless husk of a human...I lost my humanity, my soul and she destroyed my brain so I could not think or act rationally...then she divorced me and fucked up the rest of my life...

[Trip]

lol nice tommy

[Mudpuppy]

Originally Posted by drewpy

Note to self, incase of zombies, lace jerky with poison and place around perimiter
Check: mudpuppy avoidance plan complete
.lol

that is a great plan and for sure even if i had advance notice i would fall for it and end up dying of poison..

[dReWpY]

Originally Posted by TommyHotWheel

I fucked a zombie, an evil, dead, lifeless husk of a human...I lost my humanity, my soul and she destroyed my brain so I could not think or act rationally...then she divorced me and fucked up the rest of my life...

Zombies= Taters whore of a exwife walking

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Trip

Doesn't have to be Alba, it could just be a random hot celebrity you always wanted to nail.

You don't know how long she has been zombified, but she still looks similarly like she did when she was alive. I am not asking a hypothetical on a disgusting zombie, that defeats the whole argument. She is however a true blue zombie that is incapable of speech and only wants to eat you, not mid conversion.

You can restrain her anyway you like.

Well Alba would be way up my list, but I doubt the risk would be necessary. I figure that geeks with guns and sharp implements, who played role playing games as a kid, and read a lot of horror, sci-fi, and fantasy will be a hot commodity when the zombie apocalypse hits the fan. Who else would give a hot chick a better chance of survival; some bodybuilder meat-head who wants to look like a hero, instead of surviving?

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Well Alba would be way up my list, but I doubt the risk would be necessary. I figure that geeks with guns and sharp implements, who played role playing games as a kid, and read a lot of horror, sci-fi, and fantasy will be a hot commodity when the zombie apocalypse hits the fan. Who else would give a hot chick a better chance of survival; some bodybuilder meat-head who wants to look like a hero, instead of surviving?

Hmmm.... I think someone who is in the middle of the two extremes such as myself. Not some scrawny wimp/nerd but not totally without technical skills. Also, I think that an actual WORKER in a field might be preferable to some one who only dealt with concepts... like an engineer, for example. **cough** Trip **cough, cough**

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Well Alba would be way up my list, but I doubt the risk would be necessary. I figure that geeks with guns and sharp implements, who played role playing games as a kid, and read a lot of horror, sci-fi, and fantasy will be a hot commodity when the zombie apocalypse hits the fan. Who else would give a hot chick a better chance of survival; some bodybuilder meat-head who wants to look like a hero, instead of surviving?

Chances are she'd charge the geek with keeping them alive, while she screwed the meathead.