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Old 02-13-2009, 11:33 AM   #71
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why does everyone like that so much?
Because it's awesome. Why are you asking this question?

Better than that one is where holiday is threatened with death and says "You're a daisy if you do."
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM   #72
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why does everyone like that so much?
Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

"Your a Daisy if you do!"

"Why Kate, Your not wearing a bussell!"

"In Vino Veritas"
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:45 AM   #73
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idk does nothing for me. JMO
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:59 AM   #74
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Since I watched American Beauty the other day:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.

Lester Burnham: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:11 PM   #75
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And because I can't resist... some choice lines from Deadwood.
(and this is VERY NWS... put on your headphones and try not to piss yourself)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pKt2y1_MAA
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:24 PM   #76
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Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another"What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath...
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:14 PM   #77
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[QUOTE=smileyman;164905]Cuz Kilmer played Doc so well. Badass.

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exactly
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Old 02-13-2009, 02:28 PM   #78
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im not saying it wasnt a good flick, and im not saying kilmer didnt do a great job in the role. what i am saying is why is that always brought up some awesome "quotable"?
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:08 PM   #79
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Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

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