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Old 11-20-2009, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default Just the tip baby, just the tip.

I can count 5 times at least that this has actually worked for me. God I love this line.
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Old 11-20-2009, 09:59 PM   #2
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Man whats with all the tipping threads??? ;o)
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:00 PM   #3
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?




















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Old 11-20-2009, 11:00 PM   #4
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IT's a little game to play. Hehe.
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Old 11-21-2009, 12:00 AM   #5
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Never tried this. But I can see it working. Chicks are weird.
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Old 11-21-2009, 05:48 AM   #6
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worked a few times in college... just saying..
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Old 11-21-2009, 05:59 PM   #7
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mines is after being offard a drink from a customer , would you like one / me. thanks for the offer but shouldent we get to know each other first or, ok and maybe we can meet up soon for a drink.
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Old 11-22-2009, 01:41 PM   #8
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Worked when I was 15yrs old...
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:16 PM   #9
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You guys think girls don't know the game you're playing?
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:37 PM   #10
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You guys think girls don't know the game you're playing?
That's what I was thinking. I don't even get how it works. Whenever I had a girl who would let my penis get that close to her vagina it was going in all the way at that point. Or are there girls that retarded?
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