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12-19-2009, 12:46 PM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
Posts: 3,816
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I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory
OMG, I think I'm going to puke. My phone apparently didn't send a call through (thank god) but let me know at 3am that I had a voice message. I have no idea when it was left, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was (which is why I want to cut my ears off and shove a knife into my brain). All I heard was sloshing of a waterbed and moaning. I deleted the VM INSTANTLY and threw down my phone. The only people I know that have a water bed are my parents. Their phone must have been in their bed and dialed me at some point last night.
    
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12-19-2009, 12:50 PM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
Posts: 1,629
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hahahahahahaha
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12-19-2009, 12:50 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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HAHA!
You need to recover the VM, post it on youtube, and send them the link!
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12-19-2009, 01:01 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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ewwwwwwwww
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12-19-2009, 01:37 PM
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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Is your mom hot?
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12-19-2009, 01:59 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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that's hilarious.
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12-19-2009, 02:50 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
Posts: 4,931
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You heard them sexing!!
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird |
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12-19-2009, 03:55 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Ew. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-19-2009, 04:05 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Awesome. When I came back from basic my mom poked her head in my room to ask how it was being home. We chatted for a minute and then she asked if I listened to music while I slept. I told her sure, sometimes. She said I might want to turn it up a little loud and then left. After a fewminutes I realized why, then came the vomiting.
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12-19-2009, 06:01 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
Posts: 5,962
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Wowwwwwwwwwwww.....
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