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Old 06-02-2009, 03:42 PM   #1
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Originally Posted: Wed, 29 Apr 01:39 EDT

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of noodles, wearing a bathing suit.

Date: 2009-04-29, 1:39AM EDT



I will pay you $1 USD to sit in my bathtub full of noodles while you wear a one piece bathing suit.

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will leave the key for you, and you will sit at your leisure.

I will require at least a 5 minutes stay.

A neighbor will watch the front door from across the street and using a supplied stopwatch, will time your entry and departure.

Please supply your own footwear.

The noodles will be cooked, and therefore slippery.

DO NOT bring any sauce. I will season the pasta after I return home prior to dinner.



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Old 06-02-2009, 03:45 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:48 PM   #3
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Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:49 PM   #4
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:51 PM   #5
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Hmmmm I'd say it was OSP, but this guy is in Pittsburgh.

The question I have is, why have her wear anything? I don't want fabric softer fucking up the flavor.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:53 PM   #6
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Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:55 PM   #7
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Seems perfectly reasonable. Why would you want her to bring sauce when you will be using your own? You don't want the sauce she brings to conflict or overpower the one you will be using.
Ok I guess that does make sense IF one is in to that sor of thing.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:02 PM   #8
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Someone please take the gig, but pee in the noodles!

...or at least fart.
I was thinking the same thing.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:21 PM   #9
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The question I have is, why have her wear anything?
He was probably afraid she would demand more than $1 compensation.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:23 PM   #10
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