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Old 09-15-2009, 02:48 PM   #1
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Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote

* Story Highlights
* Jessica Simpson tweeted that her dog was taken by a coyote right in front of her
* Anyone with information should e-mail findingmissdaisy@gmail.com
* The singer's Twitter followers expressed their support and prayers
* Simpson is offering a reward for her 5-year-old maltipoo

By Michael Y. Park

(People.com) -- Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

"I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

"Pooor thing I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.




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Old 09-15-2009, 02:52 PM   #2
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She is just as retarded as ever.

A reward?
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:54 PM   #3
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She is just as retarded as ever.

A reward?
I was thinking of showing up with a bag of coyote poop but decided against it.
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Any info on where this allegedly happened?
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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Old 09-15-2009, 03:06 PM   #6
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This is "news?"

A coyote took it. Coyotes don't (to my knowledge) watch CNN. No, instead, thry occupy themselves with more worthwhile endeavors, like eating maltipoos. So who the hell does she think is going to bring her dog back?


(mind you, it's sad she lost her dog, I feel badly for anyone who loses a fur-child, but even if she were still 'relevant,' this wouldn't qualify as news.... )
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This is "news?"

A coyote took it. Coyotes don't (to my knowledge) watch CNN. No, instead, thry occupy themselves with more worthwhile endeavors, like eating maltipoos. So who the hell does she think is going to bring her dog back?


(mind you, it's sad she lost her dog, I feel badly for anyone who loses a fur-child, but even if she were still 'relevant,' this wouldn't qualify as news.... )
I'm interested in seeing pics or vids or a pack of wild coyotes sitting around a big ass TV watching CNN-HD.
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I was thinking of showing up with a bag of coyote poop but decided against it.
I was thinking more along the lines of scraping up some week old flattened and scambled roadkill.
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