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Old 11-05-2009, 01:15 PM   #1
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Don't ask me how this works. It's like some strange voodoo magic.

I'm at work and I got the hiccups. A girl at a desk near mine says "Say cucumber." I said it and voila! no more hiccups!

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Old 11-05-2009, 01:17 PM   #2
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Yep. Voodoo. It's gotta be.

My husband claims that hiccups are 100% voluntary because he never gets them. I am trying to find a way to prove him wrong. I have tried thus far in vain.
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:25 PM   #3
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Carrots give me hiccups every time I eat them so I doubt the are "Voluntary".
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:25 PM   #4
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I used to be able to get rid of my wifes hiccups by saying...
"You're Pregnant"

That was before we had kids
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:29 PM   #5
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Carrots give me hiccups every time I eat them so I doubt the are "Voluntary".
Yeah, I get them all the time for all sorts of reasons. But he NEVER gets them. EVER. I need to call his mom and ask him if he got em as a baby. Maybe he's like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable or something.
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:47 PM   #6
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Weird. I know people who never get them either and then some people get them all the time.

I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp.

I, on the other hand, burp constantly. It's ridiculous. I mean, it's a joke with all my friends because I can't really help it but.....seriously I sound like a trucker!
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:53 PM   #7
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I also know a woman who cannot burp. Just simply cannot and does not burp.
Me neither.

That means I fart a whole lot.
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:55 PM   #8
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Kell, what is it with you and cucumbers this week?
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:59 PM   #9
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Kell, what is it with you and cucumbers this week?
What can I say....it's been a real pickle of a week!
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:21 PM   #10
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The only thing that works for me is to drink out of the opposite side of a glass
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