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Old 12-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #11
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My good friend Glen is Jewish but he is only Jewish when it is convenient. He never goes to temple, never celebrates Jewish holidays and so on. His wife who is Lutheran will ask him to put Christmas lights on the house and his reply... "You put the lights on the house, I'm fucking Jewish."
Yeh i do the same thing. it works
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:14 PM   #12
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My good friend Glen is Jewish but he is only Jewish when it is convenient. He never goes to temple, never celebrates Jewish holidays and so on. His wife who is Lutheran will ask him to put Christmas lights on the house and his reply... "You put the lights on the house, I'm fucking Jewish."
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:34 PM   #13
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yes xmas pisses off some (most i would venture) jewish people for the inescapable in-your-face and in-your-head/ears aspect. oh and we all love how it gets longer every year. this year i saw some signs / lights before halloween.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:36 PM   #14
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yes xmas pisses off some (most i would venture) jewish people for the inescapable in-your-face and in-your-head/ears aspect. oh and we all love how it gets longer every year. this year i saw some signs / lights before halloween.
hint: some of us hate it too
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:37 PM   #15
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hint: some of us hate it too
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:54 PM   #16
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yes xmas pisses off some (most i would venture) jewish people for the inescapable in-your-face and in-your-head/ears aspect. oh and we all love how it gets longer every year. this year i saw some signs / lights before halloween.
Mine go up before thanksgiving, but don't turn on (unless I am testing) til the day after thanksgiving.
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