dumb people with jobs

HurricaneHeather · 01-25-2010, 02:05 PM

Okay, not all of them get jobs. But a frighteningly large number of these people get hired. I am probably so not supposed to this, but it's friggin funny!

Here are a few samples of their previous job history(all copied and pasted directly from their applications, no editing on my part):

Position Title: car-hop
Employer: Sonic drive In
Summary of experience: I worked for sonic off and on through out high school and in the end I knew how to car hop do drive thur and make drinks

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Summary of experience: I was a volunteer for the first grade class on bibel study.
Specific reason for leaving: Politics in the church became unberabel

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Position Title: HOME HEALTH AIDE
Specific reason for leaving: CLIENTS DIED

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Position Title: sorter and mech.pricer
Employer: Good-will
Summary of experience: ... I really loved my boss she was the greates ever.

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Summary of experience: i cook,bath,give meds, and suervise 4 consumers that have disabilities. so they are in a group home

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Summary of experience: Helped a lay pipe

Good times. Maybe more to come after lunch.

CrazyKell · 01-25-2010, 02:11 PM

What kind of jobs are they getting?

At least we know why the pipe layer is getting hired.

Ninjakel · 01-25-2010, 02:12 PM

wow. really???

Do these people not use spell check???

I'd be so embarrassed, even to read those resumes.

marko138 · 01-25-2010, 02:13 PM

It used to be that these kind of mistakes on resumes would land them directly in the trash can. Now, companies hire these fucks because they can do it on the cheap.

Rider · 01-25-2010, 02:25 PM

Lets see their education section. Dumb fuckers barely know how to write at a 5th grade level.

HurricaneHeather · 01-25-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

What kind of jobs are they getting?

At least we know why the pipe layer is getting hired.

These are all for a Custodian position. I think it pays 1474 a month.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjakel

wow. really???

Do these people not use spell check???

I'd be so embarrassed, even to read those resumes.

These are just ones that know how to use a computer to apply. You should see the ones who have to bring in hand written apps because they don't know how to use a computer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138

It used to be that these kind of mistakes on resumes would land them directly in the trash can. Now, companies hire these fucks because they can do it on the cheap.

It's hard to this throat clearing thing over text, but these are GOVT jobs.

Also, this is in a teeny tiny town out in BFE where the only other employer within 3 counties is Wal-Mart.

the chi · 01-25-2010, 02:48 PM

Dayum, janitors get paid out there! They make more than I do at my desk job!

marko138 · 01-25-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Dayum, janitors get paid out there! They make more than I do at my desk job!

Thats like 17k a year.

t-homo · 01-25-2010, 02:54 PM

i loled at the health care aide one.

the chi · 01-25-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Thats like 17k a year.

And sadly I am a well paid City Clerk.

Some people dont utilize the tools out there to better themselves. Many local agencies will help folks learn to do this stuff for free.

01-25-2010, 02:05 PM	#1
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	dumb people with jobs Okay, not all of them get jobs. But a frighteningly large number of these people get hired. I am probably so not supposed to this, but it's friggin funny! Here are a few samples of their previous job history(all copied and pasted directly from their applications, no editing on my part): Position Title: car-hop Employer: Sonic drive In Summary of experience: I worked for sonic off and on through out high school and in the end I knew how to car hop do drive thur and make drinks -- Summary of experience: I was a volunteer for the first grade class on bibel study. Specific reason for leaving: Politics in the church became unberabel -- Position Title: HOME HEALTH AIDE Specific reason for leaving: CLIENTS DIED -- Position Title: sorter and mech.pricer Employer: Good-will Summary of experience: ... I really loved my boss she was the greates ever. -- Summary of experience: i cook,bath,give meds, and suervise 4 consumers that have disabilities. so they are in a group home -- Summary of experience: Helped a lay pipe Good times. Maybe more to come after lunch.

01-25-2010, 02:12 PM	#3
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	wow. really??? Do these people not use spell check??? I'd be so embarrassed, even to read those resumes. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

01-25-2010, 02:11 PM	#2
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	What kind of jobs are they getting? At least we know why the pipe layer is getting hired.

01-25-2010, 02:25 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Lets see their education section. Dumb fuckers barely know how to write at a 5th grade level.

01-25-2010, 02:54 PM	#9
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	i loled at the health care aide one.