I Have a New Favorite Pasttime at Lunch - Page 4

LeeNetworX · 02-05-2010, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

I got some guys good last night. When my wife came home I had her look pretty and sit in front of the webcam while I sat to the side off cam with a keyboard. We got a group of guys on and she started flirting with them and stuff. It didn't take long for them to ask to see her tits so she agreed.

She stood up and backed up so they could see her whole body. She started taking her shirt off and BAM!...I jumped in with my balls hanging out full screen!! hahahahahaha. OMG they were pissed!!! I put my face up to the cam and said, "I got you fuckers good!!"

Then we got a lil skinny guy on and she started flirting with him and stuff. Told him she was lonely because her husband worked the night shift as a cop. So this went on for a couple of minutes and my wife looks over to her fight with a terrified look and starts "trying to explain" I came into view of the camera with my .45 strapped to my side and "backhanded" her out of her chair. Then I got close to the cam and was reading the screen and going "What the fuck?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"

He signed off. hahahaha.

Flexin · 02-05-2010, 09:21 AM

Good shit.

James

neebelung · 02-04-2010, 07:29 PM

This is the fuckin funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

CrazyKell · 02-04-2010, 09:15 PM

That last one was pretty funny!

Kaneman · 02-05-2010, 09:55 PM

So if you've been to Chatroulette you know that 25% of the people there are guys jacking off. No, its not fake, they are real guys jacking off in front of their webcams...and its gross.

Anyway, we had one pop up last night and instead of the usual click to move as fast as possible we decided to fuck with him. So my wife goes into how small his dick is and how he needs to get some enzyte and this and that....

We made the motherfucker go limp. And when he did I popped into the webcam and laughed at him 'til he left!! hahahahaha.

LeeNetworX · 02-06-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

So if you've been to Chatroulette you know that 25% of the people there are guys jacking off. No, its not fake, they are real guys jacking off in front of their webcams...and its gross.

Anyway, we had one pop up last night and instead of the usual click to move as fast as possible we decided to fuck with him. So my wife goes into how small his dick is and how he needs to get some enzyte and this and that....

We made the motherfucker go limp. And when he did I popped into the webcam and laughed at him 'til he left!! hahahahaha.

25%? I'd say more like 5%...perhaps you are doing it during a different time period than the few times I was on there. Are you on at night? I'll make a mental note to not ever sign on at night, if so.

Kaneman · 02-06-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

25%? I'd say more like 5%...perhaps you are doing it during a different time period than the few times I was on there. Are you on at night? I'll make a mental note to not ever sign on at night, if so.

Usually around 7 or 8....maybe I'm over-estimating....but can you really ever over-estimate the percentage of cocks you're going to have to see just to ask a chic to show you her tits?

LeeNetworX · 02-07-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Usually around 7 or 8....maybe I'm over-estimating....but can you really ever over-estimate the percentage of cocks you're going to have to see just to ask a chic to show you her tits?

True. One is one too many.

CrazyKell · 02-07-2010, 01:15 PM

Where do I put the animated gif? I want to play?

02-05-2010, 09:21 AM	#2
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Good shit. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

02-05-2010, 09:55 PM	#5
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	So if you've been to Chatroulette you know that 25% of the people there are guys jacking off. No, its not fake, they are real guys jacking off in front of their webcams...and its gross. Anyway, we had one pop up last night and instead of the usual click to move as fast as possible we decided to fuck with him. So my wife goes into how small his dick is and how he needs to get some enzyte and this and that.... We made the motherfucker go limp. And when he did I popped into the webcam and laughed at him 'til he left!! hahahahaha. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

02-04-2010, 07:29 PM	#3
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	This is the fuckin funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

02-04-2010, 09:15 PM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	That last one was pretty funny!

02-07-2010, 01:15 PM	#9
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Where do I put the animated gif? I want to play?