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Old 05-03-2010, 08:07 PM   #1
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Default For the second time in my life today

A bee has hit me in the neck and travelled down my shirt, only to bite and sting the fuck out of me. i still have the orriginal bee in my nightstand in a ziploc bag, and i now have the second fucker wrapped in my sock awaiting his own proper memorial...

There is nothing like being stung on the stomach in the middle of rush hour traffic, E-braking into the nearest parking lot, and stripping off your helmet, gloves, backpack, jacket, and t-shirt in front of 30 or so helpless bystandards.


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Old 05-03-2010, 08:13 PM   #2
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that blows.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:14 PM   #3
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that blows.
actually that stings, but leave it to you to think it blows.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:36 PM   #4
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it did sting, it did not blow.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:51 PM   #5
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it did sting, it did not blow.
It also did not bite.

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Old 05-03-2010, 09:47 PM   #6
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You have my empathy Way back in 1977 I was riding around with an open face helmet and wearing sunglasses when a wasp hit me in the eyebrow went donw under the sunglasses an stung my eyelid and under my eye took about week before I could open my eye and see clearly again
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:05 PM   #7
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Ugh. That sucks.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:20 PM   #8
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You have my empathy Way back in 1977 I was riding around with an open face helmet and wearing sunglasses when a wasp hit me in the eyebrow went donw under the sunglasses an stung my eyelid and under my eye took about week before I could open my eye and see clearly again
oh shit....

being stung isnt the worst part though, the terrible part is the situation youre in. not being able to stop. having to be patient as this bug has its way with you. Not killing yourself over a bee sting.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:48 PM   #9
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At least you are not allergic to them.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:59 PM   #10
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I've never had a bee.... but a big ass June bug bonsaied my neck the other night.
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