Texas cops mistake actual weed for marijuana, spend hours doing yard work - Page 2

pdog · 05-26-2010, 07:05 PM

I've got tons of "marijuana" in my backyard if the APD wants to come and confiscate it.

Avatard · 05-26-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Phenix_Rider

Tssk. If ever there was a family friendly good publicity story... Too bad they over-hyped the drug bust. It could have been "look, we care about our neighborhood, we're cleaning up the park."

The police equivalent of Pee-Wee Herman's "I meant to do that"?

karl_1052 · 05-27-2010, 10:42 AM

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Avatard · 05-27-2010, 10:48 AM

Kaneman · 05-27-2010, 12:18 PM

Dicks.

05-27-2010, 10:42 AM	#13
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?" "Yep." "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed." __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

05-27-2010, 10:48 AM	#14
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	__________________ Insert free thought here.

05-27-2010, 12:18 PM	#15
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Dicks. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

05-26-2010, 07:05 PM	#11
pdog Refugee Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Moto: Pimped 2005 SV650 Posts: 332	I've got tons of "marijuana" in my backyard if the APD wants to come and confiscate it.