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Old 08-12-2010, 02:00 PM   #1
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So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public.

I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.).

I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer.

So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued.

I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me.

It was so damn good I ordered another.

Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place.


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Old 08-12-2010, 02:15 PM   #2
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I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.
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Old 08-12-2010, 02:38 PM   #3
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I will eat slop out of a trough in public.

I care little about what others think of me. I am happy if I am enjoying myself.
Anyone who has ever spent more than 20 seconds around me knows that the above is my philosophy about everything.
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Old 08-12-2010, 02:43 PM   #4
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There isn't anything I'm going to do eating in public that I haven't topped getting shitfaced in public so I don't worry about it.
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Old 08-12-2010, 02:45 PM   #5
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Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.
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Old 08-12-2010, 03:19 PM   #6
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So....I've never been completely comfortable eating in public.

I'm especially bad with foods that are messy (wings, corn on the cob, ribs, etc.).

I still cut the corn off the cob even at home but thankfully I can tell people it's due to my retainer.

So last night, while out to dinner, I was at a place that sells 200 cent beef ribs for wacky Wednesdays. I was intrigued.

I ordered one rib making my friends promise not to look at me.

It was so damn good I ordered another.

Hot damn are ribs ever good!!!! I might just have to face my fears just to go back to this place.

I don't know what kind of diet you're on, but you look 20 years younger.

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Old 08-12-2010, 04:18 PM   #7
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Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.
Most food I'm OK with, but I'm guaranteed to drop a wing or a rib on myself, get spaghetti sauce on myself, and I've ruined a few pieces of clothing with drips of dipping butter for shellfish.
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Old 08-12-2010, 04:54 PM   #8
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I don't know what kind of diet you're on, but you look 20 years younger.

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Old 08-12-2010, 05:55 PM   #9
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Oh, here's a question... am I the only person on here that gets something on his shirt/pants EVERY fucking time I eat out?

Seriously... EVERY time... even at Joe's Crab Shack with the giant bibs.
This happens to me often.. it's probably because I have a habit of sitting too far from the table.

I really don't care for eating sloppy food in general. I'm very lazy and the clean up is a hassle.
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Old 08-12-2010, 06:19 PM   #10
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Now I'm hungry for barbecue... Going to try this place tomorrow.
http://sweetlucys.com/
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