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Old 10-06-2010, 02:23 AM   #1
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can I PLEASE put something in the microwave and it not explode all over the fucking place?
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Old 10-06-2010, 02:42 AM   #2
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Are you retarded? Put a lid on it and crack it open at the corner.

Do I have to tell you everything?
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Old 10-06-2010, 02:45 AM   #3
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Are you retarded? Put a lid on it and crack is open at the corner.

Do I have to tell you everthing?
Tv dinners. Sure i could put a lid over it, but most the time there some crazy force behind those things.
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Old 10-06-2010, 07:47 AM   #4
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They still make TV dinners?
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:22 AM   #5
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TV dinners = pure salt and fat.

BTW, use only glass in the microwave. Plastic is shit because it leaches chemicals into your food. Get some Pyrex glass containers -- you can use them in both the stove and the microwave.
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:55 AM   #6
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Tv dinners. Sure i could put a lid over it, but most the time there some crazy force behind those things.
Paper towel? At least you could use it to clean up if it does explode
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:01 AM   #7
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Paper towel? At least you could use it to clean up if it does explode
No shit. Cover the top with a paper towel. It's not fucking rocket science. I swear, I don't know how some people make it through the day.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:15 AM   #8
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Poke some holes in the plastic too.

Kids these days.
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:24 AM   #9
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Oh oh, how bout following the instructions??!!

I use microwave dinners all the time for lunch, have yet to have one explode when I'm following the instructions and/or cover it with a paper towel...
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:27 AM   #10
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I can't eat any of that shit because of my ears
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