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Old 10-15-2010, 03:40 PM   #11
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Single also, huh?

Me? I like pussy. Both kinds.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:51 PM   #12
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This. Please don't reproduce...not that I think there's much reason to fear it would happen...unless a woman doesn't listen to you actually speak.
And I'm sure if you have a kids they are a product of a roofierita.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:54 PM   #13
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And I'm sure if you have a kids they are a product of a roofierita.
Nope, marriage.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:59 PM   #14
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Can someone tell me what a roofierita is?
Google is feeding a bunch sites that are not exactly work friendly looking.
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Old 10-15-2010, 04:02 PM   #15
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Can someone tell me what a roofierita is?
Google is feeding a bunch sites that are not exactly work friendly looking.
Roofies. Rohypnol. Date rape drug...or how Smittie gets dates.
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Old 10-15-2010, 04:15 PM   #16
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Here's a worthless cat bringing joy to people:

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-502896?hpt=Sbin
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Old 10-20-2010, 10:51 AM   #17
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Here's a worthless cat bringing joy to people:

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-502896?hpt=Sbin
Wow. A cat sits there and gets petted then purrs to make some retarded person feel special and alive. Oh wait, it has a stupid hat on. You're right, cats are useful.

Can a cat do this???
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...izuredogs.html

Think a cat would stand up to a super giant pissed off cat???
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-04/w...nn?_s=PM:WORLD

By the way I saved a life this weekend. WTF have you done lately?
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:37 AM   #18
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I kept dangerous beer from falling into evil hands.

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Old 10-20-2010, 12:34 PM   #19
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Wow. A cat sits there and gets petted then purrs to make some retarded person feel special and alive. Oh wait, it has a stupid hat on. You're right, cats are useful.

Can a cat do this???
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...izuredogs.html

Think a cat would stand up to a super giant pissed off cat???
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-04/w...nn?_s=PM:WORLD

By the way I saved a life this weekend. WTF have you done lately?
Matter of fact, I do. I've seen max bitchify dogs four times his size. Big bad pit ghost won't even make eye contact with him


Now let's see your dog survive on his own for a week
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