Hi, my name's Bob, I here about the geese for sale. - Page 3

Tmall · 09-12-2011, 10:08 AM

I responded to something similar at a friend's house last night. The difference was, it wasn't a Bob. It was more of a Prick. And left about thirty of them in his Husky's snout. After our valiant efforts at removing them, we took him to the emergency pet hospital and buddy forked over 300 bucks for them to knock him out and do it.

Damn wild animals.

Homeslice · 09-12-2011, 01:20 PM

How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

shmike · 09-12-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

I think JC is in NC.

Makes sense, him being in the bible belt.

Homeslice · 09-12-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

I think JC is in NC.

Makes sense, him being in the bible belt.

Good ol NC.

I remember driving thru some of the eastern mountain towns, and I passed a Baptist church with a special message on its sign.........

"Eternity is not an option......Hell is."

Very motivating.

MILK · 09-12-2011, 01:42 PM

Are you going to eat the geese?

Wait.. JC you're in NC?

I plan on chickens, and bees. Not sure after that though..

LeeNetworX · 09-14-2011, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

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Originally Posted by shmike

I think JC is in NC.

Jesus is everywhere; fucking heathens.

* I actually thought he was in PA?

In any case, yes, there are Bobcats to be found in central and North Florida.

askmrjesus · 09-12-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

How did you get the bobcat?

How do people normally get Bobcats?

I put a big fucking sign in the yard, that said "Bobcat Wanted".

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

Dude, the geese were attacked by a BOBCAT, not a homeless Cuban transvestite.

JC

askmrjesus · 09-12-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MILK

Are you going to eat the geese?

Wait.. JC you're in NC?

I plan on chickens, and bees. Not sure after that though..

No, the geese are for weed-eating.

We thought about getting bees, but it turns out it's a lot more work than it looks like.

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Originally Posted by skiergirl

Wow, beautiful cat...that dog however, reminds me a little too much of Cujo...

What? This dog? She's a sweetheart, (unless you're a Bobcat...).

JC

skiergirl · 09-12-2011, 02:14 PM

Wow, beautiful cat...that dog however, reminds me a little too much of Cujo...

Particle Man · 09-12-2011, 06:24 PM

Dog - 1
Nature - Zilch

Sucks that said bobcat couldn't be treated and released to dine on someone ELSE's pet water foul but nature did what nature does...

We have those things around here too. There was one that lived in the bushes on the side of the snowmobile trail last winter. Scared the ever luvin' fuck out of it three nights in a row going by on the sled (figured it'd have learned the first time or maybe the second). The third time, the thing had obviously had enough and started going after me after jumping out of it's bushes until it thought better of chasing a moving chunk of metal moving at about 50 mph or so.

09-12-2011, 06:24 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Dog - 1 Nature - Zilch Sucks that said bobcat couldn't be treated and released to dine on someone ELSE's pet water foul but nature did what nature does... We have those things around here too. There was one that lived in the bushes on the side of the snowmobile trail last winter. Scared the ever luvin' fuck out of it three nights in a row going by on the sled (figured it'd have learned the first time or maybe the second). The third time, the thing had obviously had enough and started going after me after jumping out of it's bushes until it thought better of chasing a moving chunk of metal moving at about 50 mph or so. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

09-12-2011, 10:08 AM	#1
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I responded to something similar at a friend's house last night. The difference was, it wasn't a Bob. It was more of a Prick. And left about thirty of them in his Husky's snout. After our valiant efforts at removing them, we took him to the emergency pet hospital and buddy forked over 300 bucks for them to knock him out and do it. Damn wild animals.

09-12-2011, 01:20 PM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

09-12-2011, 01:42 PM	#5
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	Are you going to eat the geese? Wait.. JC you're in NC? I plan on chickens, and bees. Not sure after that though..

09-12-2011, 02:14 PM	#9
skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	Wow, beautiful cat...that dog however, reminds me a little too much of Cujo...