Hi, my name's Bob, I here about the geese for sale. - Page 5

askmrjesus · 09-14-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

OK, so now I finally know why you keep a dog, that's the size of a small horse, to lead your pack. Geese make for a good Christmas dinner. But why the goats?

We (she) got the goats as weed-eaters.

Turns out, they also eat hops, flowers, furniture, house trim, and wood working projects in the back of my truck that were scheduled for installation that day...

You can't keep the fuckers in a pen. I don't care if it's surrounded by a thirty foot fence, with laser beam machine guns, they WILL find a way out.

We (I) sent them off to a goat retirement home.

Fucking goats. They're assholes.

JC

Papa_Complex · 09-14-2011, 11:19 AM

They also eat license plates.

askmrjesus · 09-14-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

They also eat license plates.

Sorry about that.

I told you not to park there.

JC

Papa_Complex · 09-14-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Sorry about that.

I told you not to park there.

JC

No worries. Otherwise it was park on the goats.

Particle Man · 09-14-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

No worries. Otherwise it was park on the goats.

Sounds like that would have saved some agrivation...

Papa_Complex · 09-14-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Sounds like that would have saved some agrivation...

I thought about it, but the doghorse was giving me dirty looks. Seeing how Bob made out, I think I made the right decision.

HurricaneHeather · 09-14-2011, 11:21 AM

They also climb on top of your friend's car and dance around causing thousands of dollars in damage. Luckily for the goat owner in this situation, his insurance covers such an occurrence.

askmrjesus · 09-14-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

They also climb on top of your friend's car and dance around causing thousands of dollars in damage. Luckily for the goat owner in this situation, his insurance covers such an occurrence.

See?

Told you they were assholes.

JC

tommymac · 09-14-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

They also climb on top of your friend's car and dance around causing thousands of dollars in damage. Luckily for the goat owner in this situation, his insurance covers such an occurrence.

do they cover getting eaten by badgers

Papa_Complex · 09-14-2011, 09:44 PM

I should have brought some back bacon with me. Or Snausages.

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09-14-2011, 09:44 PM	#10
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	I should have brought some back bacon with me. Or Snausages. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

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HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	They also climb on top of your friend's car and dance around causing thousands of dollars in damage. Luckily for the goat owner in this situation, his insurance covers such an occurrence.