Tom Tom GPS on UK ebay ( leads to divorce )

['73 H1 Triple]

TomTom GO 700 Automotive GPS Receiver | eBay

The description is great Since some idiots have run the price up beyond stupid.

You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700

This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...

The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from TomTom, with an internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.

I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...

Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent journeys had all been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a town far far away...

My wife bless her treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything amiss until she was driving East along the M4.
She then tried to act all innocent and lying through her cherry red venemous snake lips, asked if I could sort out her beloved TomTom as something was terribly wrong with it: when she used it to drive to her sisters it took her along the M4.
I presume her sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
With the anger of the betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and anger caused me to accidently delete all the files from the internal drive instead...

Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was coloured blue with profanity...
I find it difficult to believe her claims that this is all my fault...
I wasn't the one getting lost while travelling to Pencil Dick Nigel's house...

After much arguing she has decided her future lies in the squallor of Nigel's cockroach infested hovell...
Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their stained adulterous bed...

I now have her TomTom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the software, and really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying, heartless, creature of the night.
All the other accessories are still in her car, so I hope they are happy living at Nigels together.

Therefore this auction is just for the TomTom Go 700 itself...

I'm sure someone somewhere can make this work...


As an after thought...
There is no returns for this...I really don't want it back...

The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all proceeds will go to taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcahol, wine, women, and song...and if the price is right...maybe a curry to boot...

So please bid with confidence that all proceeds are for a very worthy cause...

Good Luck

Oh and Postage is for UK only So anywhere else contact me for a price to anywhere else...






On 24-Sep-11 at 10:56:51 BST, seller added the following information:
Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning Warning!!!!


Saturday 24 Septenber 2001

Hi everyone...

Well what can I say !!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you all doesn't even come close....


eBay have flagged this listing as contrary to their policies !
Although they have not removed it... they with-hold the right to do so...

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Thanks.....


I am trying to answer all your messages but they arrive faster than I can write....

Thanks Again to everyone




On 24-Sep-11 at 13:35:02 BST, seller added the following information:
I just read a message from christeon...
who suggested

Post your PayPal email address and I'll send you a couple of bucks for a beer. I'm sure others would be happy to send a buck or two to help you try and kill the brain cells and forget the wench

A really nice thought.. but really I don't deserve that accolade...
Instead anyone who feels similar make a donation to
Cancer Reaserch or Heart Disease Research
both are worthy causes

Maybe some good will come from this listing...

thanks christeon...

[derf]

Awesome

[101lifts2]

lol

[fasternyou929]

lol

Looks like a few people retracted their bids (or had them cancelled).

[Particle Man]

Nice

[racedoll]

Awesome!