Here is a list of things that you should not do

[derf]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148...ested-for-rape

Don't hunt mice in your kitchen with 9mm
Don't accidently shoot your roommate while hunting mice
Don't let the police find your 13 year old girlfriend hiding in the basement

I wonder if he ever got the mouse?

TAYLORSVILLE — A 34-year-old man has been arrested for investigation of multiple counts of sex abuse against a 13-year-old girl.

The four-month relationship was discovered after a bizarre incident at the man's house in which one of his housemates was shot by a third housemate who was reportedly trying to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm handgun, according to investigators.


Paul Daniel Kunzler, 34, was arrested Tuesday for investigation of rape of a child, sodomy of a child and sexual abuse of a child.
Paul Daniel Kunzler was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of two counts of rape of a child, three counts of sodomy of a child and three counts of sexual abuse of a child.

The string of events began to unfold about 2 a.m. Tuesday when police were called to a house, 2584 W. Brucemont Dr. (5450 South), on a report of an accidental shooting. Officers arrived to discover that a man who was in the bathroom had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant.

The bullet went through a wall and struck the 28-year- old man while he was in the bathroom.

After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream.
–Sgt. Tracy Wyant
"After the gun was fired, both the roommate and Paul heard a scream," Wyant said.

The victim was taken to a local hospital in serious condition. He was later upgraded to stable condition. Alcohol was involved in the incident, Wyant said.

During an ensuing search of the house, officers found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet, Wyant said. The girl told police she had sneaked out of her house without her father's knowledge to see Kunzler, according to a jail report.

After further questioning, investigators learned Kunzler and the 13-year-old had been having a relationship for four months. The two had met through a common friend, Wyant said.

It was not known Wednesday whether any of Kunzler's three housemates were aware of the relationship

[Trip]

R with an E with a P with an O with a S with a T spells derf

[derf]

Originally Posted by Trip

R with an E with a P with an O with a S with a T spells derf

What the fuck dude, I cant read everything

[Trip]

Originally Posted by derf

What the fuck dude, I cant read everything

lol, DO IT!

[derf]

I'm trying, but I just cant keep up.

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by derf

I'm trying, but I just cant keep up.

not sure you need to state the obvious.....

[derf]

Originally Posted by wildchild

not sure you need to state the obvious.....

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by derf