Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-29-2012, 12:51 AM   #1
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default Aristocrats...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 09:03 AM   #2
LeeNetworX
SFL Expatriate #1
 
LeeNetworX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
Posts: 4,712
Default

Just in case any of you are unfamiliar with the Aristocrats joke, NWS language.
LeeNetworX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 03:15 PM   #3
Dave
Chaotic Neutral
 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
Default

I saw him last year, pretty damn funny in person
__________________
TWF Post whore #6
Dave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-29-2012, 07:47 PM   #4
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2012, 09:33 AM   #5
Dave
Chaotic Neutral
 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by askmrjesus View Post
Teenage girl goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car that night.

"OK, cupcake, but you know the drill".

"Aw, Dad..."

"No blow job, no car tonight."

"Oh, alright."

Girl gets down on her knees, and the old man whips it out.

"Jesus Dad, your dick smells like shit!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car tonight".

(This a great joke for parties and first dates.)

JC
Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions
Dave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2012, 10:30 AM   #6
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
Used this on some old ladies at the bar last night and got some great reactions


JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:24 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.