BMW Riders... Ok, I get it...

OneSickPsycho · 05-01-2012, 05:57 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/...#ixzz1teNiz5Nc

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SAN FRANCISCO -- A motorcycle-riding California man has filed suit against BMW, claiming that the "ridge-like" seat on his bike left him with a long-lasting erection and unable to have sex.

Henry Wolf alleged that a four-hour ride on his BMW motorcycle in 2010 left him with priapism and "unable to engage in sexual activity," according to court documents filed last week.

Priapism is a medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state within several hours.

In the suit, which was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco, Wolf alleged that his condition "was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants."

Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito, Calif., are targeting BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, the maker of the seat, in the suit, which seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and infliction of emotional distress.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/...#ixzz1teb8DBeM

RACER X · 05-01-2012, 06:05 PM

dang i didn't get that feature on my Corbin seat, lol

Trip · 05-01-2012, 06:05 PM

Imagine the rager I had after going to California and back.

Captain Morgan · 05-01-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Imagine the rager I had after going to California and back.

But you weren't on a stock BMW seat...you were on a Russell

tommymac · 05-01-2012, 06:29 PM

I call bullshit. I priapism for 2 years cannot happen. You have about 6 hrs to "relieve" it before you start having the tissue die off (and no masturbating/finishing will not make it go away either)

This is one of a few urologic medical emergencies and needs to be taken care of right away. Could he have some sort of nerve damage, thats entirely possible.

OneSickPsycho · 05-01-2012, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I call bullshit. I priapism for 2 years cannot happen. You have about 6 hrs to "relieve" it before you start having the tissue die off (and no masturbating/finishing will not make it go away either)

This is one of a few urologic medical emergencies and needs to be taken care of right away. Could he have some sort of nerve damage, thats entirely possible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

Fast forward to "toxicity"

tommymac · 05-01-2012, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

Fast forward to "toxicity"

Interesting, I know a few years back there was a lot of work with nitric oxide in ED.

All an erection is is the shaft fills with blood and is not released back into the circulation. When the veins dont open back up is when you get a priapism. We see it in our ER since we have a lot of pts with sickle cell disease.

Just to give you atime frame we had a guy who developed a phimosis (when the foreskin doesnt retract) well h eleft it for 2 weeks untill everything that was exposed shriveled up and died. We called urology to come in because this budding rhodes scholar decides to come in the middle of the night. they look at it says theres not much to do and snipped it off.

OneSickPsycho · 05-01-2012, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Interesting, I know a few years back there was a lot of work with nitric oxide in ED.

All an erection is is the shaft fills with blood and is not released back into the circulation. When the veins dont open back up is when you get a priapism. We see it in our ER since we have a lot of pts with sickle cell disease.

Just to give you atime frame we had a guy who developed a phimosis (when the foreskin doesnt retract) well h eleft it for 2 weeks untill everything that was exposed shriveled up and died. We called urology to come in because this budding rhodes scholar decides to come in the middle of the night. they look at it says theres not much to do and snipped it off.

I remember you posting that story before... FUCK THAT.

That wandering spider has been known to cause priapism so severe that it causes the cock to split like a fucking hotdog in the microwave.

tommymac · 05-01-2012, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I remember you posting that story before... FUCK THAT.

That wandering spider has been known to cause priapism so severe that it causes the cock to split like a fucking hotdog in the microwave.

havent seen that happen yet, and am kinda hoping I dont. Of course you guys will be the first to know if I do

azoomm · 05-01-2012, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

But you weren't on a stock BMW seat...you were on a Russell

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/...tent-erection/

Please note the last two paragraphs...

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05-01-2012, 06:29 PM	#5
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I call bullshit. I priapism for 2 years cannot happen. You have about 6 hrs to "relieve" it before you start having the tissue die off (and no masturbating/finishing will not make it go away either) This is one of a few urologic medical emergencies and needs to be taken care of right away. Could he have some sort of nerve damage, thats entirely possible.