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Old 04-27-2011, 10:10 PM   #1
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Tough room. See, this is what too much internet porn does to you; you forget what a human woman looks like.
May just be bad angle/lighting/pose, but the with the big arms, face size, and lighting on the face almost giving her a 5 o'clock shadow, she looks manish. Severe lack of cleavage too.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:15 AM   #2
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May just be bad angle/lighting/pose, but the with the big arms, face size, and lighting on the face almost giving her a 5 o'clock shadow, she looks manish. Severe lack of cleavage too.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:49 AM   #3
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I wouldn't have to pause too long over my Molson to invite her to the room, though if Roxanne was present she would definitely be ignored...
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:50 AM   #4
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She looks more normal in those.
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So apparently she's got some good bra's. Cause in the topless pics, not much there. Pretty good when they are covered up though.
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Old 04-29-2011, 06:50 AM   #6
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So apparently she's got some good bra's. Cause in the topless pics, not much there. Pretty good when they are covered up though.
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Old 04-30-2011, 04:42 PM   #7
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Interesting how there aren't any men who post half-naked shots on their racing promo sites (not that I'm looking for them), but nearly EVERY female racer does.

They ask to be taken seriously, but fail to act in kind.
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:21 PM   #8
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Interesting how there aren't any men who post half-naked shots on their racing promo sites (not that I'm looking for them), but nearly EVERY female racer does.

They ask to be taken seriously, but fail to act in kind.
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:36 PM   #9
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Interesting how there aren't any men who post half-naked shots on their racing promo sites (not that I'm looking for them), but nearly EVERY female racer does.

They ask to be taken seriously, but fail to act in kind.
Gimme a fucking break, grandpa.

Who the fuck want to see a guy racer half naked?
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Interesting how there aren't any men who post half-naked shots on their racing promo sites (not that I'm looking for them), but nearly EVERY female racer does.

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Are you fuckin' CRAZY? Get back in your cage before we get the hose out.
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