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call the FD (who you think will do it for free) 6 15.79%
call the locksmith @ $125 32 84.21%
lie and say you'd call the locksmith, but prolly call teh FD 0 0%
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:49 PM   #101
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:58 PM   #102
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So you think being pregnant gives you the right to be a bitch?

Who sits any higher on a horse than your fat, bald headed, morally bankrupt POS husband? A man who wanted to buy generators so he could gouge flood victims on e-bay! Everybody has a story to tell about some thread or post Ed has made which made him look like a complete fucktard, like this one, and the other one. You'd think you'd be fucking used to it.

He's a bald little man with a napolean complex and a horrible ego, yet he has nothing to be egotistical about.

And now your bitching at Kell because your husband is an idiot? Grow the fuck up. The world doesnt revolve around you and ed.

And if your taking your ball, take your bald fuck too.
That right there might have induced labor
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:24 AM   #103
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That right there might have induced labor



Yes this thread has sky-rocketed to greatness.

Only one thing worse than getting called out for poor choice making and thats having a S.O. come online to e-defend and making things worse.
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:27 AM   #104
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especially since my self righteous son of a bitch is named chris and lives in my attic, it hardly has anything to do with this thread
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:44 AM   #105
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You forgot to mention that she chose to marry him out of all the other boys pm'ing her on sbn.

Almost one of those, "you made your bed, now lie in it situations"...
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:51 AM   #106
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smash a window, I own the damn house, I can break a window if I want.
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:59 AM   #107
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watching the conversion on the monitor is so cool. i'll never get sick of it



no, it was in a 12 hour period
We mess withthe medical students who never saw it before. I had an indian girl turn whiter than me when I had her push it th ept flatlined for a second, then me the nurse and the tech acted all surprised and said WTF did you do

She didnt appreciate the humor and def isnt one whos cut out for emergency medicine but it was funny as hell

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Old 02-20-2009, 08:02 AM   #108
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someone just earned himself a powerbar
apoc is bigger than all of us put together, he doesnt have to earn anything he can take whatever the hell he wants

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Old 02-20-2009, 09:47 AM   #109
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We mess withthe medical students who never saw it before. I had an indian girl turn whiter than me when I had her push it th ept flatlined for a second, then me the nurse and the tech acted all surprised and said WTF did you do

She didnt appreciate the humor and def isnt one whos cut out for emergency medicine but it was funny as hell

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You guys are mean!
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:48 AM   #110
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You guys are mean!
So I guess yo udont want to hear what I did ot the security guard when he had to escort a dead body to the morgue, lets just say he needed new pants after that

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