Tiger Woods joke - Page 11

CasterTroy · 12-03-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Guarantee he could get that if he wanted to.

Hell, Karls ass would be in high heels and lipstick waiting for tiger for the right money!

RACER X · 12-03-2009, 05:36 PM

if he's gonna pay $20mil he should have vs the 3 that are "out" right now........lol

Rider · 12-04-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

tiger wishes........lol

That chick is too thin.. unless of course you like fucking girls that look like 12 yo boys.

Tmall · 12-04-2009, 11:00 AM

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

Perfect example of a woman?

the chi · 12-04-2009, 11:07 AM

She may be someone's perfect example of a woman, but in reality that chick isnt even reasonably in the same category as your average woman.

She is scarily thin, we at least need SOME meat to cover the bones for heavens sake.

Im sorry, that Rachel U chick looks like a man...ugh

defector · 12-04-2009, 11:09 AM

If you can see her heart beating, she is too thin.

Tmall · 12-04-2009, 11:17 AM

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

Apoc · 12-04-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Perfect example of a woman?

Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...

Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.

Rider · 12-04-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

She's a runway model. If you are very tall, anorexic thin and have a decent face, you too can get a job a s a runway model but you will never see one of them as a Playboy centerfold for a reason. They don't have attractive bodies.

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Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

12-04-2009, 11:17 AM	#108
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..