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Old 12-21-2010, 02:14 PM   #1
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Yeah!!!....


No lie. My tatas weigh 3.4 pounds. LOL

Better have your back muscles strong.
The delayed reply on this one leads me to believe you pulled the UPS scale out at the office and slapped those puppies on there
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:21 PM   #2
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The delayed reply on this one leads me to believe you pulled the UPS scale out at the office and slapped those puppies on there


No.....its what my surgeon said they weighed

I had to ask though
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Old 12-21-2010, 05:17 PM   #3
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Crap, I logged off early and totally missed the fun.
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Old 12-21-2010, 06:25 PM   #4
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Crap, I logged off early and totally missed the fun.
Typical from you premature logout....
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:15 PM   #5
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Typical from you premature logout....
I recharge quickly.
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:35 PM   #6
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I recharge quickly.
Who wants to wait around for that....
I'll send your wife some D's for Christmas

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Try grapefruit. Torilynne can vouch. Lol
Before or after she's had them in a vice grip?
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:13 PM   #7
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Who wants to wait around for that....
That's what the mouth is for.
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:25 PM   #8
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Who wants to wait around for that....
I'll send your wife some D's for Christmas



Before or after she's had them in a vice grip?
She doesn't have garage keys
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:40 AM   #9
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Haha jawsome
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:46 AM   #10
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Haha jawsome
I hope they come back, I got a helicopter of awesome waiting for them next time.
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