call the FD or not

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Dragonpaco

especially since my self righteous son of a bitch is named chris and lives in my attic, it hardly has anything to do with this thread

So tell me, is this "Chris" by any chance a white rabbit, who also goes by the name "Harvey"?

[rogue]

Originally Posted by tommymac

So I guess yo udont want to hear what I did ot the security guard when he had to escort a dead body to the morgue, lets just say he needed new pants after that

Tom

Do tell!

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Rogue

Do tell!

ok this guy plays himself up as a hard ass tough guy, but is scared of blood and fainted when I delivered a baby outside the hospital.

So that being set, a security guard has to escort people down to the morgue whenever someone expires. So I was helping a tech take the body down and hes walking about 2 feet behind us. We get him to come closer and is staring at the stretcher and looking closeley when I make a noise and kick the stretcher. I never saw someone run so fast

Tom

[rogue]

Originally Posted by tommymac

ok this guy plays himself up as a hard ass tough guy, but is scared of blood and fainted when I delivered a baby outside the hospital.

So that being set, a security guard has to escort people down to the morgue whenever someone expires. So I was helping a tech take the body down and hes walking about 2 feet behind us. We get him to come closer and is staring at the stretcher and looking closeley when I make a noise and kick the stretcher. I never saw someone run so fast

Tom

[Dragonpaco]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

So tell me, is this "Chris" by any chance a white rabbit, who also goes by the name "Harvey"?

his bow tie makes me smile

[Dragonpaco]

Originally Posted by tommymac

We mess withthe medical students who never saw it before. I had an indian girl turn whiter than me when I had her push it th ept flatlined for a second, then me the nurse and the tech acted all surprised and said WTF did you do

She didnt appreciate the humor and def isnt one whos cut out for emergency medicine but it was funny as hell

Tom

my first time my partners did something similar to me. patient was passed out so they started cursing and then said "i'm fed up with this shit, let's just kill her and call it a day" all the while i had my eyes on the monitor. i started freaking out, needless to say they had a great laugh on the way back from the hospital

[z06boy]

Well I this thread has progressed nicely I see !!

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by z06boy

Well I this thread has progressed nicely I see !!

It's all a metaphor.

Ed's sense of personal responsibility is the corpse, this thread is the monitor on which we watched it flatline and common sense is running down the hall screaming in terror.

JC

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

It's all a metaphor.

Ed's sense of personal responsibility is the corpse, this thread is the monitor on which we watched it flatline and common sense is running down the hall screaming in terror.

JC

Thats frekin great

Tom

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by Tmall

You forgot to mention that she chose to marry him out of all the other boys pm'ing her on sbn.

Almost one of those, "you made your bed, now lie in it" situations...

Corrected for self righteousness...