12-30-2009, 02:42 PM | #121 | |
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12-30-2009, 03:30 PM | #122 |
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I never said anything about sharing your wife. You'd have to be a fool to let another man touch your wife.
Wife + Woman + Me = Threesome/Happy time.
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12-30-2009, 03:34 PM | #123 |
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Trust me, Josh, a woman can turn another woman's head too. Don't bring a 3rd party into a relationship unless you are both ready to respect certain boundaries, and it's all discussed up front.
I never lost a woman to another woman, but I did get a glimpse of just how it could happen.
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12-30-2009, 03:37 PM | #124 | |
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*shudder*
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12-30-2009, 03:39 PM | #125 |
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...Or a big dildo that can kill spiders.
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12-30-2009, 03:42 PM | #126 |
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That would be more interesting than dinner at the Schwartzeneggers house.
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12-30-2009, 03:46 PM | #127 |
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There's an old Brazilian joke that applies here:
"Women don't like cock, fags like cock. Women like credit cards and cars."
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12-30-2009, 05:11 PM | #128 |
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lol, my wife is Mexican...maybe it doesn't apply to them...
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12-30-2009, 05:18 PM | #129 |
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Does she have a vagina? It applies.
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12-30-2009, 05:22 PM | #130 |
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I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.
On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it. Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
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