40 Days and 40 nights is not easy. - Page 15

tommymac · 03-20-2012, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

That's what I said to get laid too.

Not scream and I iwll kill you

Dave · 03-20-2012, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Wait wait wait, Why can't a girl enjoy sex just like a man? Maybe there looking for the same thing the guy is...I never understood why a women is a whore for sleeping with multiple men but a guy is considered a god among men if he bags a bunch of chicks.

Oh and

Agreement. I never got why sex is such a difficult thing for some women

OneSickPsycho · 03-20-2012, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Not scream and I iwll kill you

Who doesn't like a screamer?

Serial killers that's who... well, serial killers in highly populated areas...

Tsunami · 03-20-2012, 08:14 PM

Yes there is a double standard. And there is nothing wrong with being a loose super whore but that is not what Capt Morgan wants and this thread is all about him

And personally speaking I wouldn't want a man that has slept with tons on women who would stick their dicks in any hole they see. Its just gross.

tommymac · 03-20-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Yes there is a double standard. And there is nothing wrong with being a loose super whore but that is not what Capt Morgan wants and this thread is all about him

And personally speaking I wouldn't want a man that has slept with tons on women who would stick their dicks in any hole they see. Its just gross.

Thats every man gina, gotta get over that

Captain Morgan · 03-24-2012, 03:05 PM

Day 32, still going.

Trip · 03-24-2012, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Day 32, still going.

Are you hoping for a Night 39 rape like the movie?

Captain Morgan · 03-24-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Are you hoping for a Night 39 rape like the movie?

If she's as hot as the chick in the movie, I don't think I'll complain. LOL

So, who's still in the running on the bet? And what happens to the money if I make it all the way?

Captain Morgan · 03-25-2012, 01:19 PM

So, last night was interesting. It was my first night off work without having my daughter in a long time. So long I can't even remember the last night off that I've had. So a buddy and I decide to go out for beer and wings at the local Hooter's knock-off called Show-Me's. Ran into my old manager and his girlfriend who happened to be in town for one night. They had flown to Boston to buy a 69 Olds Cutlass and were driving it back to Dallas. I hadn't seen them in close to two years. My old boss' girlfriend is an ex-stripper and most of the men in our office would go with the boss to the strip club. Naturally, since they were in town, that's where they were going last night. They wanted us to hang out with them.

Great, night 32 and a strip club? Fine, I can handle it, right?

Luckily most of the girls had moved on and there was only one that Kathy knew very well, so it wasn't too bad. However, one of the other ex-strippers was there, too. This girl has had a crush on me for several years so she was grinding up on me like she was still a stripper. I kept having to scoot back on the barstool and squeeze my legs together to keep her from grinding on my junk.

She was doing her damndest. Then she throws out the comment, "so what's this I hear about 40 days and 40 nights?" Fuck. I tell her yes, I'm on day 32. Then she says that I better tie myself up to the bed on the last night because she'll make sure to stop by and visit me.

Thankfully, she now lives about an hour north of here and doesn't get down to my town very often at all. Otherwise, I'd be in trouble and one of you assclowns would win all the damn money that you've been betting in the PM's.

Suffice to say, I managed to go home alone, despite her numerous attempts. I'm still making it and am now on day 33.

Flexin · 03-25-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

With lots of booze.

How else would a girl at a bar go from a normal conversation to all of a sudden wanting to jump in bed with anyone on the first night unless she was a super whore?

I like to think of them as very friendly.

James

03-20-2012, 08:14 PM	#144
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	Yes there is a double standard. And there is nothing wrong with being a loose super whore but that is not what Capt Morgan wants and this thread is all about him And personally speaking I wouldn't want a man that has slept with tons on women who would stick their dicks in any hole they see. Its just gross.

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Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Day 32, still going.

03-25-2012, 01:19 PM	#149
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	So, last night was interesting. It was my first night off work without having my daughter in a long time. So long I can't even remember the last night off that I've had. So a buddy and I decide to go out for beer and wings at the local Hooter's knock-off called Show-Me's. Ran into my old manager and his girlfriend who happened to be in town for one night. They had flown to Boston to buy a 69 Olds Cutlass and were driving it back to Dallas. I hadn't seen them in close to two years. My old boss' girlfriend is an ex-stripper and most of the men in our office would go with the boss to the strip club. Naturally, since they were in town, that's where they were going last night. They wanted us to hang out with them. Great, night 32 and a strip club? Fine, I can handle it, right? Luckily most of the girls had moved on and there was only one that Kathy knew very well, so it wasn't too bad. However, one of the other ex-strippers was there, too. This girl has had a crush on me for several years so she was grinding up on me like she was still a stripper. I kept having to scoot back on the barstool and squeeze my legs together to keep her from grinding on my junk. She was doing her damndest. Then she throws out the comment, "so what's this I hear about 40 days and 40 nights?" Fuck. I tell her yes, I'm on day 32. Then she says that I better tie myself up to the bed on the last night because she'll make sure to stop by and visit me. Thankfully, she now lives about an hour north of here and doesn't get down to my town very often at all. Otherwise, I'd be in trouble and one of you assclowns would win all the damn money that you've been betting in the PM's. Suffice to say, I managed to go home alone, despite her numerous attempts. I'm still making it and am now on day 33.