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Old 12-23-2009, 12:36 PM   #141
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:35 PM   #142
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Statistically men live longer when married. I know, that's rather counter intuitive.
I doubt that's due to emotional support. I think it's because most single men eat a ton of junk food, and live in a dirty home that hasn't been vacuumed or cleaned in months
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:54 PM   #143
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It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:05 PM   #144
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It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible.
My wife bought me a snowmobile for my birthday - I'm not miserable
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:19 PM   #145
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Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:30 PM   #146
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Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.
hasn't happened in 3 years of riding

Besides, there are 2 sleds already. muhahahaha
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:41 PM   #147
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It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.
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Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

Bitter? I just don't see it.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:56 PM   #148
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It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.
Man you are one bitter motherfucker. Maybe YOU are the stupid one because your picker is fucked up? Get a divorce if things are so bad. Otherwise stfu. Its super disrespectful to your wife.
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:15 PM   #149
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Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:23 PM   #150
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Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.


You do nothing but bitch about her all day long....why do you get so upset when someone calls you on it? And why the heck do you always assume that these guys want to steal your woman?
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