TSA bumper stickers

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

If you consider being patted down by a 52-y/o woman weighing 180 entertaining

What if she is 6'4
Whats could potentially be a pretty nice looking woman.
Maybe a bit wrinkly but still.
never know

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by MILK

Ok so maybe I've single entirely too long lol but surely I can't be the only one thinking the pat downs could be entertaining could I?

You're not married ?

[MILK]

Originally Posted by z06boy

You're not married ?

Divorce should be final next month. Damn the backwards 1 year waiting period, what a stupid law!

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by MILK

Ok so maybe I've single entirely too long lol but surely I can't be the only one thinking the pat downs could be entertaining could I?

Come on over and we'll play TSA instead of Post Office...

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

I'm starting to think many of these pat-down horror stories were faked by the TSA in order to make people agree to use the scanners instead. That way they can justify the hundreds of millions they've spent on those machines.

Or true like the poor guy spilling urine all over himself BUT maybe the TSA employees were trained in a way to make people complain/feel uncomfortable so they would opt for the machines ?

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by z06boy

Or true like the poor guy spilling urine all over himself BUT maybe the TSA employees were trained in a way to make people complain/feel uncomfortable so they would opt for the machines ?

True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.

True...if I worked there I would have been like WTF when that memo came out.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.

I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by Dave

I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians

"Gee Daddy, what did you do in the Iraq War ?" "Looked for WMD's in Iraqi underwear."

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Dave

I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians

Espcecially given the body shape and attitude of the average civilian