Apparently they grow them dumb in Kalamazoo

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Had to look up Kalamazoo. First off it should be stated the guy is from Michigan so that he isn't affiliated with the United States. Second, any place named Kalamazoo should be nuked.

No fucking way.

We can't nuke Michigan. It's trees are height perfect.

JC

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Had to look up Kalamazoo. First off it should be stated the guy is from Michigan so that he isn't affiliated with the United States. Second, any place named Kalamazoo should be nuked.

I have been to Kalamazoo. I agree with your statement.

Did he mean to thank baby Jesus? Or, old Jesus? Because, baby Jesus would go to the stampede.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No fucking way.

We can't nuke Michigan. It's trees are height perfect.

JC

But their cops think that they need the option to blow you away, if they perceive you to be impolite. Maybe give their cops the nukes and let them take care of it themselves?

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

This article sucks.

Did the motherfucker go to the stampede or not?

Thanks for leaving me hanging, Calgary Herald.

Assholes.

JC

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No, it was an article about a letter to the editor.

OK, technically it was a letter with a stock photo of young, happy go lucky Canadians with heath plans.

What are you hiding? Why are innocent, Lord Jesus Christ loving American heroes, being questioned repeatedly on their stampede status, by hooligans in your park-like setting death traps?

You fucking Canadian monsters.

Was Rosebud a sled?
Was Bruce Willis really dead the whole time?
Did this loving father of probably some number of children, go to the stampede, or did he not?

JC

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I knew it!

Those horses always looked way to patriotic to be Canadian.

OK, fuck it. Since you people are so busy doing whatever the fuck it is you do up there, I'll try to get in touch with officer jumpy, and get to the bottom of this.

JC

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No fucking way.

We can't nuke Michigan. It's trees are height perfect.

JC

lol

[Gas Man]

You guys have no idea.

K-zoo (as Michigan people call it) is a neat college town.

That being said... Canadians are weird bastards. And when I was recently in Port Dover, ON, CA many of the locals stepped aside or side looked at me and my michigan boys. One fine group of ladies, immediately asked if we were all carrying guns. To which I quickly replied, "NO you and your govt can't handle it, so we had to leave em stateside!".

Piss on Canada or any other state that doesn't allow it's citizens to be armed.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

You guys have no idea.

K-zoo (as Michigan people call it) is a neat college town.

That being said... Canadians are weird bastards. And when I was recently in Port Dover, ON, CA many of the locals stepped aside or side looked at me and my michigan boys. One fine group of ladies, immediately asked if we were all carrying guns. To which I quickly replied, "NO you and your govt can't handle it, so we had to leave em stateside!".

Piss on Canada or any other state that doesn't allow it's citizens to be armed.

Funny but given that our rate of gun crime is a fraction of yours, and that the majority of guns used in crime are illegal ones that are smuggled in from the US, I think that we'll keep things just the way that they are

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Funny but given that our rate of gun crime is a fraction of yours, and that the majority of guns used in crime are illegal ones that are smuggled in from the US, I think that we'll keep things just the way that they are

I take a shower AND a shit without a weapong being in the room.

I'll take my peace of mind, even though I have no problem with guns, over your gun culture any day.

If the original post wasn't proof positive of why some people shoudln't be armed, then you're far beyond rational thought.

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Funny but given that our rate of gun crime is a fraction of yours, and that the majority of guns used in crime are illegal ones that are smuggled in from the US, I think that we'll keep things just the way that they are

What's the relation of that vs population?

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

What's the relation of that vs population?

That's based on per capita statistics, not total number of population. Our prison system is also far more effective where recidivism rates are considered, which makes me wonder why our current Federal Government wants to go more in your direction.

*EDIT* Some statistics for you: http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/85-002-.../10518-eng.htm

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Tmall

I take a shower AND a shit without a weapong being in the room.

I'll take my peace of mind, even though I have no problem with guns, over your gun culture any day.

If the original post wasn't proof positive of why some people shoudln't be armed, then you're far beyond rational thought.

Frankly, I'd be perfectly fine if NOBODY owned guns. But that's never going to happen. Therefore, I choose to carry in order to protect myself IF the need ever arises. I hope I NEVER have to use a gun in self defense, but until the day comes when there aren't ANY criminals with guns, I'll continue to carry.