50 things everyone should know how to do.

[Trip]

It would be pretty damn hard to take yourself out with either of those two, so much so you wouldn't be capable of hardly anything on that list.

Welding is too specialized a skill, too many people think they can weld and are completely shit at it. Welding is for qualified individuals unless you want crap. Inspected too much of that shit for people to think anyone can do it.

You really know it's not for everyone when even computers can't do it right. Seen computer laser welds for major corporations that were just awful.

[Papa_Complex]

They forgot "clean and scale a fish"

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Trip

It would be pretty damn hard to take yourself out with either of those two, so much so you wouldn't be capable of hardly anything on that list.

Welding is too specialized a skill, too many people think they can weld and are completely shit at it. Welding is for qualified individuals unless you want crap. Inspected too much of that shit for people to think anyone can do it.

You really know it's not for everyone when even computers can't do it right. Seen computer laser welds for major corporations that were just awful.

So, how do you really feel about welding?

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by azoomm

So, how do you really feel about welding?

I can't weld for shit, but I can make beer.

It's like having tits, I can get other people to weld for me.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I can't weld for shit, but I can make beer.

It's like having tits, I can get other people to weld for me.

JC

Beer is beer. Tits are tits. ONLY tits are tits. There is no 'like.' Making beer doesn't make people buy you cars and jewellery.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Beer is beer. Tits are tits. ONLY tits are tits. There is no 'like.' Making beer doesn't make people buy you cars and jewellery.

Not so.

I've been offered plenty of goods and services in exchange for beer.

When the Zombie apocalypse comes, I won't even need a gun. I'll be well protected as the maker of the beer.

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Not so.

I've been offered plenty of goods and services in exchange for beer.

When the Zombie apocalypse comes, I won't even need a gun. I'll be well protected as the maker of the beer.

JC

Then let me put it this way: People don't buy you cars and jewellery in the hope that you MIGHT give them beer.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Then let me put it this way: People don't buy you cars and jewellery in the hope that you MIGHT give them beer.

Point taken.

I have to pay up front.

How ironic...

JC

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Point taken.

I have to pay up front.

How ironic...

JC

If you can crack that last bit, then you can keep all the beer to yourself

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

If you can crack that last bit, then you can keep all the beer to yourself

That's gonna be a tough one.

Guys will wait on the promise on tits, far longer than they will on the promise of beer.

It's in our jeans.

JC