Finally a cure for prostrate cancer! - Page 2

smileyman · 04-23-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by z06boy

Well the study was taken from a gay and lesbian site. Are they sure it was the materbation or could it have been the taking it up the azz that kept the cancer out ? Oh wait they are talking about prostate...not colon cancer...nevermind.

Kids mom walks in an catches him taking care of business in the shower and says "Oh Johnnie...what are you doing ?"

Johnnie yells back " It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want to !!"

Funny joke! Actually the study was only first reported by the gay site.

Australian researchers reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

Then checked on by the BBC...

z06boy · 04-23-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Funny joke! Actually the study was only first reported by the gay site.

Australian researchers reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

Then checked on by the BBC...

Hey I guess reading is fundemental

...I saw "masterbation" and saw "gay and lesbian site" and ran with it.

LaFemmes · 04-23-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

I guess there just aren't enough hoes in the world ha?

fatburg · 04-24-2008, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Funny joke! Actually the study was only first reported by the gay site.

Australian researchers reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

Then checked on by the BBC...

Great, simple solution, masturbate 15 times a week and be prostate cancer free

.....check

smileyman · 04-24-2008, 12:36 PM

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

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(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Trip · 04-24-2008, 12:49 PM

This prove God exists. He wants us to masturbate and get blow jobs to cure some of our worst diseases.

JoJoYZF · 04-24-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

This prove God exists. He wants us to masturbate and get blow jobs to cure some of our worst diseases.

Amen

Mrs. Colleen · 04-24-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

"what's taking you so long in the shower dear?"

"Oh nothing honey, just flushing some carcinogens!"

Yeah...like we don't know what you are doing in there.

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Originally Posted by smileyman

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

Nice try North Carolina State University!

Smittie61984 · 04-24-2008, 09:28 PM

I've seen those "Walk for Breast Cancer" cure stuff. Well how about Whack for a Cure? We can have super large gatherings in the city park just like the Cancer/Aids/MS/etc people do and knock out hte world's largest circle jerk at the same time.

Anyways I just started to cure some Cancer. So I'll be back in 2-2.4 minutes.

smileyman · 04-25-2008, 11:53 AM

Whack for the cure!!! Man I wish there was some way to rep you for that one!

04-24-2008, 12:36 PM	#15
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	And save your wife from cancer while your at it! http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Story Tools -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RELATED â€¢ New England Journal of Medicine â€¢ American Cancer Society HEALTH LIBRARY â€¢ Health Library â€¢ Fellatio â€¢ Breast Cancer â€¢ 6 steps to cancer prevention YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

04-24-2008, 09:28 PM	#19
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I've seen those "Walk for Breast Cancer" cure stuff. Well how about Whack for a Cure? We can have super large gatherings in the city park just like the Cancer/Aids/MS/etc people do and knock out hte world's largest circle jerk at the same time. Anyways I just started to cure some Cancer. So I'll be back in 2-2.4 minutes. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

04-25-2008, 11:53 AM	#20
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Whack for the cure!!! Man I wish there was some way to rep you for that one! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!