Lessons Learned the Hard Way - Page 2

Particle Man · 11-21-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

thats right next to the cross isnt it?

nah, that follows him around.

racedoll · 11-21-2009, 10:20 PM

You guys are killing me!

I suppose my lesson has been the bike won't go into 1st gear with the kick stand down. Nor will it start when the kill switch has been flipped.

101lifts2 · 11-21-2009, 10:24 PM

I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.

Mr Lefty · 11-21-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.

I guess I'm not a dipshit like AMJ. LOLOL

you sound like a fuck'n douchebag though... so guess you've got that going for ya as well

askmrjesus · 11-21-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.

I've never touched a woman's breast.

You forgot one.

JC

lauralynne · 11-21-2009, 11:25 PM

stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though.
Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change.
Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face.

that's about it ... for now

101lifts2 · 11-21-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

you sound like a fuck'n douchebag though... so guess you've got that going for ya as well

Please explain why. I'm waiting....

lauralynne · 11-21-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Please explain why. I'm waiting....

I think it was the "I'm better than all of you *blah blah blah*" post...but maybe he's met you.

tached1000rr · 11-21-2009, 11:39 PM

Hmmn, i learned that my CBR 1000 can successfully jump a 12" or so dirt mound at 35 mph(this occurred immediately after blowing a corner due to pine straw being all over the road)

askmrjesus · 11-21-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Please explain why. I'm waiting....

What are you trying to do, give the guy carpal tunnel?

For fuck sakes man, have some compassion. No one could possibly list all the different ways you're a douchebag.

JC

11-21-2009, 10:24 PM	#13
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	I've never crashed. I've never dropped a bike. I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM Last edited by 101lifts2; 11-21-2009 at 11:26 PM..

11-21-2009, 11:25 PM	#16
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though. Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change. Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face. that's about it ... for now __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

11-21-2009, 11:39 PM	#19
tached1000rr WERA White Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NC Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300 Posts: 2,448	Hmmn, i learned that my CBR 1000 can successfully jump a 12" or so dirt mound at 35 mph(this occurred immediately after blowing a corner due to pine straw being all over the road) Last edited by tached1000rr; 11-21-2009 at 11:51 PM..

11-21-2009, 10:20 PM	#12
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	You guys are killing me! I suppose my lesson has been the bike won't go into 1st gear with the kick stand down. Nor will it start when the kill switch has been flipped.