Best lie a motorcycle salesman ever told you... - Page 2

karl_1052 · 12-01-2009, 12:59 AM

It makes a great starter bike.

Salesman to my buddy who just started riding, when he was sitting on a busa in a showroom.

Porkchop · 12-01-2009, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Him: "Ducati's don't really need that much maintenance."

Me: "As compared to what, pregnant women?"

JC

Ducati's??? Maintinance????

Never.......

goof2 · 12-01-2009, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

Wasnt said to me, but to my brother

"It has Vtech"

Which bike was the salesperson talking about?

Tsunami · 12-01-2009, 02:15 AM

When I was calling around price shopping for the SV some guy told me to look at the R1 since its not that much faster.

fasternyou929 · 12-01-2009, 03:26 AM

"You like that bike? I'll make you a good deal."

Fleck750 · 12-01-2009, 06:54 AM

I could tell some doozys from the other side of the coin.

Customers are even dumber than salesmen.

But no salesman should lie and they should know their product inside and out.

Papa_Complex · 12-01-2009, 08:50 AM

"You'll like the Gixxer 600. It makes a great touring bike."

derf · 12-01-2009, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goof2

Which bike was the salesperson talking about?

Was an older honda super sport maybe an f2 or f3, maybe a hurricane, it was a long time ago

TYEster · 12-01-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleck750

I could tell some doozys from the other side of the coin.

Customers are even dumber than salesmen.

But no salesman should lie and they should know their product inside and out.

I wouldn't doubt this either.

LeeNetworX · 12-01-2009, 09:19 AM

You people actually pay attention to what sales people say?

When they approach me I always tell them I'm just looking and want to be left alone. If I'm there to buy, I already know what I want and I tell them what I want to pay. I dislike lies and games.

12-01-2009, 12:59 AM	#11
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	It makes a great starter bike. Salesman to my buddy who just started riding, when he was sitting on a busa in a showroom. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

12-01-2009, 06:54 AM	#16
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	I could tell some doozys from the other side of the coin. Customers are even dumber than salesmen. But no salesman should lie and they should know their product inside and out. __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

12-01-2009, 08:50 AM	#17
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	"You'll like the Gixxer 600. It makes a great touring bike." __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

12-01-2009, 02:15 AM	#14
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	When I was calling around price shopping for the SV some guy told me to look at the R1 since its not that much faster.

12-01-2009, 03:26 AM	#15
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	"You like that bike? I'll make you a good deal."

12-01-2009, 09:19 AM	#20
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	You people actually pay attention to what sales people say? When they approach me I always tell them I'm just looking and want to be left alone. If I'm there to buy, I already know what I want and I tell them what I want to pay. I dislike lies and games.