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Old 09-29-2009, 06:17 PM   #11
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wow, how did that not keep bleeding? and get infected?
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:07 PM   #12
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Camel Toe!
And what looks like a dookie sitting in there, as well.

Pretty cheap-shit knife....The grip must have broke/come unglued after the mugger tried to pull it out.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:23 PM   #13
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And what looks like a dookie sitting in there, as well.
You fucker - now I can't stop laughing

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Old 09-29-2009, 09:28 PM   #14
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new "meaning to break off something proper"
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:40 PM   #15
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My mother has a saying, "If it was up your ass you would know it.". I guess that doesn't apply do this woman.

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Old 09-29-2009, 10:07 PM   #16
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I cannot comprehend how that went unnoticed. You'd have to feel something at some point.. I mean shit.. HOW?!
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:13 PM   #17
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I cannot comprehend how that went unnoticed. You'd have to feel something at some point.. I mean shit.. HOW?!
Maybe she dated a black man
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:14 PM   #18
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That's just crazy from all aspects!
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:24 PM   #19
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I cannot comprehend how that went unnoticed. You'd have to feel something at some point.. I mean shit.. HOW?!
The diced and sliced shit should have been on clue that something was a little off. If she wasn't laid up in bed for those 4 months then she is a tough woman.

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Old 09-30-2009, 03:10 PM   #20
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This thread has turned into a real laugh fest.
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