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Old 11-01-2010, 04:57 PM   #11
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Proof yet again, gingers have no souls. They are even douchebags to each other.

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Adopt a white kid from South Africa and just tell everyone that they are an African-American.

you get kicked out of college for that
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:11 PM   #12
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you get kicked out of college for that
I remember something about that a while back. Fucking Bullshit.

I'm going to start writing in "European-American" on my college applications. Maybe they'll give me money thinking I'm from Bosnia, Romania, or some other fucked up country.
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:29 PM   #13
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This is obviously a joke... I take it the child is adopted. If not, a DNA test is in order just for the sake of piece of mind. Why wonder? Maybe not today but someday a shred of doubt is going to creep in...
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:39 PM   #14
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This is obviously a joke... I take it the child is adopted. If not, a DNA test is in order just for the sake of piece of mind. Why wonder? Maybe not today but someday a shred of doubt is going to creep in...
Nope, not a joke at all. When the kid was first born I though her skin was a little darker than the usual cracker, but shes been getting darker and darker, and her hair turned nappy too.

full family shot


and the day she was brought home from the hospital



and here is a womb shot
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:13 PM   #15
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That's some serious motherfucking denial right there.
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:13 PM   #16
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No the joke is they don't know... I think that they are fully aware and there is something going on that you're unaware.
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:22 PM   #17
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No the joke is they don't know... I think that they are fully aware and there is something going on that you're unaware.
it could be quite the possibility
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:23 PM   #18
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Ok, after looking at the "full family shot," that dude better get a DNA test. You know damn well his entire family is whispering behind his back.
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:54 PM   #19
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The beginning of Me, Myself, and Irene comes to mind.
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:01 PM   #20
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Denial is not a river in Africa...
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