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Old 11-30-2008, 11:01 PM   #11
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Now that would have gotten a laugh outta me

But I am sick and twisted
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:01 PM   #12
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if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:01 PM   #13
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You should have gone with the...

"Oh shit, we're talking about two different kind of facials... So, you like fingers in your ass?"

That shit is golden.
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:02 PM   #14
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Now that would have gotten a laugh outta me

But I am sick and twisted
You got a sister?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:03 PM   #15
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if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion

YOu mean it isn't???

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You got a sister?


Nope, only a dumb ass brother.
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:04 PM   #16
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We had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place I used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, I got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation
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we had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place i used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was pearl necklace - zz top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... Except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, i got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:07 PM   #18
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This coming from the dude wearing capris.
Bastard everyone doesn't wear tight ass pants/shorts like you. I don't hate on your short daisy dukes

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if she's that naive... you should have told her that the protein is good for her complexion
Good one
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fuck... LEON... my bad
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I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again
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