05-21-2011, 09:47 PM | #11 |
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05-21-2011, 10:00 PM | #12 |
Elitist
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05-21-2011, 10:09 PM | #13 |
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05-22-2011, 10:28 AM | #14 |
Hopster
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Too bad they're not female, right?
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05-22-2011, 10:51 AM | #15 |
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Nah, they're real...but ha can only fuck them through a hole in a sheet.
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05-22-2011, 10:53 AM | #16 |
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My other comment was going to be: Yeah, but they're Mormon "virgins". (tastes just like the real thing!)
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05-22-2011, 11:15 AM | #17 |
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05-22-2011, 12:37 PM | #18 |
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I guess that depends on what you want to do.
For enjoying my afterlife, I'd prefer females. If we're going to throw Heaven's first gaming convention, then I guess 70 male virgins is a healthy start.
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05-22-2011, 01:24 PM | #19 |
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At first I was like, "Bring it mother fuckin May 21 6pm of whatever time zone."
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05-22-2011, 01:30 PM | #20 |
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
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If it did happen, it could had ended well.
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