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Old 06-21-2012, 11:27 AM   #11
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It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:31 AM   #12
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It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
As long as she gives you a reach around then itll be ok.

Also if she pressure washes the dildo off. Cross contamination....ewww

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Old 06-21-2012, 11:43 AM   #13
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rusty trombone ftw
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Old 06-21-2012, 12:27 PM   #14
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Old 06-21-2012, 03:43 PM   #15
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It's also good to see you don't want to be her sub and get a dildo in your ass.
She was trying to feel me out about it and asked how I'd react if someone else took charge and didn't seem to like when I basically said humor you for a few minutes and then you're getting pinned lol.

She's an interesting case, apparently constantly having rape fantasies where she's the victim and using that as her means of achieving sexual satisfaction eventually gave her Stockholm syndrome to her own imagination and now she's a self styled sadist. Where will you take me next oh internet dating in my thirties? Lol
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Old 06-21-2012, 04:04 PM   #16
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ha ha, lol

If she got off on being Dom, that's fine. Dildos and diapers are a little far out there for me though.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:06 PM   #17
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ha ha, lol

If she got off on being Dom, that's fine. Dildos and diapers are a little far out there for me though.
its all fun and games till you come to the ER with one stuck in your but
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:19 PM   #18
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its all fun and games till you come to the ER with one stuck in your but
If this has actually happened, I don't want to know.
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If this has actually happened, I don't want to know.
It has, most recently we had to have GI come down and use a scope to go fishing
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:56 PM   #20
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